Humor: I Will Not Be Able to Complete the Assignment Because We Live In a Post-Truth Society

"...I just don’t think it’s possible to write an objective essay, which the assignment clearly asks for.
For example, I type the phrase, “When England fought in the War” but then I’m thinking, OK, but England — like the concept of England — didn’t fight. People did. Also, what’s war? Also, what’s the? So I google it, but who am I to referee the mad game of Truth versus Fiction."